There are two kinds of people in this world: about 97% of them find being around me mildly uncomfortable and 3% think I'm hella awesome and adore my awkward existence! (They are the ones that know the truth!)
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.
a little scary