There are two kinds of people in this world: about 97% of them find being around me mildly uncomfortable and 3% think I'm hella awesome and adore my awkward existence! (They are the ones that know the truth!)



This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.




I was bored, and the power was out aaand I had like 62% of battery on my laptop…yeah mydrunkkitchen mamrie gracehelbig

I dig it.

life goals:

financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

(Source: phosphorescentt)


I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: hexxxxgirlfriend)



you know what’s funny is that i’ve always been more obsessed with female celebrities for some reason and i used to think that was bc i saw them as role models and wanted to emulate them or whatever

but it turns out i’m just really hella into girls

Truth ^^^